All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Relax, its only ones and zeros!
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down the entire network.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Definition: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Press Smash head on keyboard to continue.
Error: Keyboard not attached, press F1 to continue.
Hit any user to continue.
Press any key to continue .... No, no, not that one!
Press any key to continue, or any key to quit.
I hit the control key but I'm still not in control.
Computers make very fast and very accurate mistakes.
C:\ Bad Command or File Name! Go stand in the corner.
Access Denied - Nah, nah, nah, na, nah, nah.
C:\ DOS C:\ DOS\RUN Run\Dos\Run.
Does the information highway have any rest stops?