.....skydiving's not for you!

.....act like you never started!

.....don't tell anybody you tried!

.....pass it on to the next person!

.....change the rules!

.....call the customer service hotline!

.....try again, then quit! No use being a fool about it!

.....get new batteries!

.....destroy all evidence that you tried!

.....at least find out if the loser gets anything!

.....call the author!

.....read the instructions!

.....blame it on your parents!

.....blame someone else and then seek counseling.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Success always occurs in private; failure in full view.

If you have tried to do something and failed, you are vastly better off than if you had tried to do nothing and succeeded.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.